2nd Annual Earth Day is My ...

I've really been thinking hard about what to get you guys for my 32nd birthday this Earth Day and I'm having a fairly hard time of coming up with something that is:

1) Cheap and small enough to mail to you
2) Green to fit my Earth Day birthday environmental theme

At some point driving through New Jersey into Pennsylvania last weekend looking at all the trees, it hit me! It really was one of those light bulb moments that people speak about that you're never really sure exists. Anyway here it is... Your gift for my birthday this year is 32 smackeroos! That's right, I'm giving you 32 green backs for my birthday. Yes people, $32. How does this count as a green good giveaway? They're called greenbacks aren't they?

Oh, but of course there are rules! In order to be entered just once into the contest you must simply post a comment to this entry wishing me happy birthday on April 22nd. It won't count if you do it before or after. It MUST be on the 22nd of April.

Second rule: I MUST have at least 32 comments from 32 unique visitors to this post for the contest to take place at all so get your friends to enter as well. Remember, 32 comments from unique visitors to this post and the contest is on. Less than 32 comments and it sucks for everyone. Well no, I'll keep my $32 so it will just suck for you.

ADDITIONAL ENTRIES
If you're a smart cookie and you've got some time, you can get additional entries to this contest. All entries require that you wish me a happy birthday FIRST. It won't count if you don't.

• When you wish me a happy birthday, name one green thing you have done in the past year. Don't just make something up. One extra entry
  
• Visit my eHow article, on how to go green cheaply, rate it (hopefully a 5), leave a comment, and leave a comment here letting me know that you did so. Oh, and wish me a birthday. One extra entry
  
• Talk about my contest on your blog. Come back here, wish me happy birthday, and link back to your blog entry. Two extra entries
  
• In addition to wishing me happy birthday, Tweet this post and include the link to your Tweet in your comments here. Two extra entries


One visitor can get a maximum of 7 entries! I will select the winner by listing all the qualifying entries in order of appearance and will use Random.org to generate the winning entry number. I'll post the screen shot so you know that I'm not cheating.

Here comes the quasi-legal stuff.

Disclaimer: I'd appreciate you not entering if you're the suing type. If you don't win, you can't sue me. I'm not responsible for anything. You must complete all of the steps lined out above for your entry to be valid. I won't tell you in advance if your entry is valid or not. Only one winner will be announced on April 23rd. Winner must provide their name and address for me to mail their winnings. You must be in the U.S. because I am not paying more than 42 cents - wait, what's the price of a stamp these days? - to mail this thing to you. If you can't provide your info by April 27, I'm liable to spend the money and you will forfeit your winnings. Winner consents to allowing me to list their name and a link back to their blog if I feel like it. Contest canceled where prohibited. You must be 18 or older to participate. Don't drive drunk. Call your mother. Heck, call my mother.